Next in our collection of non-existent fan made rubbish is *checks notes* a collection of the Red Dwarf audiobooks on imaginary CD. You see, while the audiobooks were all initially released on tape cassette, and can now be purchased as digital audiobooks, there has never been a CD release of any of them. It goes without saying then, that no comprehensive Red Dwarf collection is complete without this addition to the CD shelf. Unfortunately, like all the fan made cases, it remains empty and barren, until an official release can come along and fill its spot! I know, sounds about as likely as us turning into ice-skating mongooses and dancing the Bolero.