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Official Smeg Head Dog Tags

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Imagine you are walking down the street, wearing your official Red Dwarf bomber jacket and London Jets T-shirt, doing the Red Dwarf shuffle, but feeling like you need one more item to really complete the look. Once again Poker Box have your back, with a new introduction to their neckwear range in 1995, the first of two dog tags. This one is particularly good for smeg heads, or other such pieces of distended rectum.

Red Dwarf Smeg Head Dog Tags

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