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Parrot's Bar Beer Mat
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Immediately on the inside wall of where the great red letters RED DWARF mark the name of the JMCs flagship mining vessel, is G Deck, and G Deck itself is a highly notable deck on the JMC mining ship Red Dwarf. It is one of the largest decks on the ship, holding numerous cargo bays, a gigantic water tank (which may occasionally contain hallucinogenic molluscs), a most excellent c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ m̶a̶c̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ tampon dispenser who always has all the most current hot-gossip on JMC affairs, the Computer Control Room housing all of Holly's most important hardware and primary databanks, the Science Room, the emergency assembly point for an evacuation during an "abandon ship" scenario, an excellent place to plant a bomb to blow up the entirety of Red Dwarf if you happen to be a member of a terrorist group of feral Cats, and, of course, Parrot's, the cocktail and disco wine bar specialising in drinks-with-little-umbrellas-in-them and gazpacho soup.
If you are working class, you might want to keep a visit to Parrot's on the down low, lest people assume you have betrayed your working class roots... but for the middle class, the Officer's club, sanitation droids with broken programming, and great big green blob chameleonic lifeforms... we'll always have Parrot's.
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