Do you ever wonder how it would feel to take some well earnt JMC shore leave to the vast, terra-formed, purple pine forests of Ganymede? Picture it now: you are camping out under the deep violet sky, on the sandy shore of a large inky saline lake, roasting marshmallows over the yellow-gold fire, and sipping real black Mimosian coffee from your metal JMC camping mug.
Life is... good.

Sadly, this will not be something we in the 21st century will be able to experience for another thousand years or so. But what we can do, is go camping in the dreary UK countryside, under a deep grey sky, on the pebble-strewn shore of a moderate-sized brown pond, burning marshmallows over a smoking pile of wet embers, and sipping questionable supermarket coffee from your metal JMC camping mug.
Life is... smeg.