Football. Football, football, football. What do you think of when you hear the word, football? That's right. Stupidity. Stupid players, stupid managers, stupid commentators. All in all, a whole lot of stupid. Need further evidence of this? Well look no further. This book is collection of the most stupid quotes ever said in the presence of a football. Interestingly, it was published in 2004, a whole 16 years after Norman Lovett proclaimed it the worst book ever written by anyone ever. But then again, Holly existed in the 22nd century, so I suppose he would have had access to this book. But then again then again, Holly managed to get the names wrong- this book isn't written by Kevin Keegan, but by Andrew John and Stephen Blake. I suppose the real question is, why did Andy and Steve think the title of the worst book ever written by anyone ever would be a good name for their book??